प्रकाश बजाज यांनी पंतप्रधानांना लिहिलेल्या खुसखुशीत जाहीर पत्राचा परिचय!

माझ्या संगणकावर शोधले असता मला बजाज यांची तीन पत्रें मिळाली. तीन्ही एका खाली एक दिली आहेत. हे गृहस्थ खरंच हलक्या-फुलक्या, मजेदार भाषेत काळजाला भिडणारं असं खूप कांही सांगून जातात!
जय हो, प्रकाश बजाज!
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FIRST LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER FROM TYPICAL MOUSE FROM MUMBAI

Dear Mr. Prime minister
I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice. Mice at least squeak but we don't even do that.
Today I heard your speech in . In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka kings meet him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India.
Enough is enough. As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if the same thing continues, days are not away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima.
We, the people, are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai; what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.
Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?
I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me, corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician: Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray, Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.
Recently I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligence agencies & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where does all the black money go? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was a victim of it. If you have time, please come to me; I will tell you everything.
If this has been a land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything: Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Scheduled caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Scheduled caste, Creamy Scheduled caste; only what I am not is an INDIAN. You politicians have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.
Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.
Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians. Ask Swiss bank to give names of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to an independent agency. Let them find wolves amongst us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than the dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be a rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.
Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be led by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj
Chandralok 'A" Wing, Flat No 104
97 Nepean Sea Road
Mumbai 400 036
Phone 98210-71194

2ND LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER FROM TYPICAL MOUSE FROM MUMBAI
20th April 2009
Dear Prime minister

Hello from typical mouse from Mumbai. Soon Mumbaikars will be going for voting. I would like to remind you what has happened in Mumbai during last five years.
During last election you had promised that Mumbai will be made like Shanghai. Next time when your plane lands in Mumbai please see for yourself which part of Mumbai looks like Shanghai. Half the Mumbai is filled with slums, exactly like what is shown in SLUMDOGS. Even dogs will not like to stay there, but we human beings have no choice.
Remaining half of Mumbai is occupied by multistory concrete jungle. Your former chief minister went on increasing FSI, collecting money from builders and pumping back to Delhi to fight election. No wonder your party gave maximum advertisement in media so people can see the good work done by your government which is not visible to ordinary citizen.
During last five years price of houses has increased three times and ordinary Mumbaikar cannot even dream of having his own house in Mumbai. Thirty percent of money is paid in black, which is distributed among politician, bureaucrats and underworld. When more than 30000 rupees are withdrawn from bank, it is to be informed. Nobody informs you about crores or rupees which are being paid as black money.
This reminds me of black money in Swiss banks. When Mr. Obama became US president he did not request, nor pleaded with Swiss banks. He simply filed a suit against Swiss banks for luring rich people to open Swiss bank account to evade taxation. Within a week banks were forced to pay fine of Rs 700 million dollars that is rupees 3500 Crore. They even disclosed names of 300 account holders. During your regime not single paisa has been recovered not a single name has been disclosed. By the time some action is taken all the money will disappear and the only name of dead person will remain.
Fifteen years have passed when hundreds s of people died in Mumbai bomb blast. Main conspirator Dawood is not only at large but still calling shots. Whether it is Gutka king or a builder or a Bollwood producer, each one of them pays him protection money. Same money is pumped back as bullet in the chest of people, poor police and soldiers. We feel as much secure as a mouse in presence of a cat. Today cricket matches are shifted to South Africa for security reason, why not shift parliament to London? During Munich Olympics, Israel team was massacred. Within one year each one of attacker was done to death. We dare not touch Dawood.
Former Prime minister Charan singh had described politician as eunuch. I will not use such words. Why insult eunuch by comparing them with politician?
November attack in Mumbai is still fresh in my mind. This was a wakeup call. Your trusted friend Mr Sharad Pawar replaced one of the most honest ministers R R Patil with Mr Chagan Bhujbal about whose honesty there cannot be two opinions. He is dishonest. He is person who made pimp out of most efficient Mumbai police force.
Last August I had gone to PriyaDarshini park near my place. There were youths from villages who had gathered there to give fitness exam for enrollment in police force. I asked one of them “Don’t you have to pay bribe to get selected” his reply was “At the time of Bhujbal we had to do it, but after R.R.Patil has became home minister it has stopped. “ A villager boy knows all this, either Mr. Pawar is unaware of this or he likes to play cruel jokes.
Just before three days former chief minister Sushilkumar Shinde said “we chief ministers are just Ji Hajoors of Congress high command.” Reason for mushrooming of small parties is that local Congress leaders are like underwear which can be replaced any time.
Congress high command has only one commander and loyalty to commander supersedes loyalty to motherland. Even the most incompetent person like Mr Shivraj Patil was kept as home minister of country till he became a huge liability. Most talented president was discontinued and replaced by Pratibha DEVISINGH Patil just because commander wanted to give gift of first woman president to country. Person like Ms. Kiran Bedi would have been the best choice but even Mr Pawar who was kick-commander who became lick-commander wanted only politician to become president.
With the weakening of major political party even the poor billionaire farmer like Dev Gowda are coming back to life to serve the people. Every Tom, Dick & Harry wants to become prime minister since that is the only way to serve the nation. As soon as election results are out, donkeys will be trading horses.
Congress party who ruled country for maximum number of years has made
greatest promise of bribing millions with 3 rupees rice, for those
unfortunate millions surviving is the greatest luxury of life.
Last but not the least, Yesterday that is on 20 th April 2009 you said in Guwahati that ‘AS OF NOW’ nuclear weapons of Pakistan are in safe hand. Mark your world ‘AS OF NOW’ so you are not sure what will happen tomorrow or whether there will be any tomorrow? Your assurance that our future is in safe hands of Congress is as much assuring as word of prostitute that she is virgin.
Some time Mr. Prime minister I wonder why I am writing all this? What purpose it will serve? But then I cannot forget faces of thousands of youngsters who had gathered at Gate way of India after the Mumbai attack. They all were against politicians. They were all chanting “HUM HONGE KAMYAB” I might be a little typical mouse but I will never be a rubber stamp, at least I will squeak.
Thanking you
Typical Mouse from Mumbai
Prakash B Bajaj
104 Chandralok “A”
97 Nepean Sea Road
Mumbai 400 036
Mobile: 98210-71194
Email: prakashbbajaj@gmail.com

3rd Letter of Mr Bajaj: I AM A POLTICIAN

Politely with folded hands I destroy your life. Every five years you vote for me. I wear different caps. Sometimes it is white, sometimes it is saffron, sometimes it is rainbow. I have only one objective in life and that is to acquire power at any cost.
I don’t want you to lose hope. If you lose hope you will die. If you die who will work for me? So every five year I give you hope of gold and make sure you remain in gutter for next five years.
DIVIDE AND RUIN is my famous policy. You belong to all the religions; you belong to all the community, what you are not is an Indian. Cricket is the only game where you realize that you are Indian, but now IPL is there, where you have divided yourselves as Bengal tiger & Rajasthan royal & what not. Soon even in cricket you will forget that you are an Indian. This is the power of Indian Political League.
I hate honest, capable people. Look what I did to your former president! How I fooled you. I gave you such a great feeling of pride! First woman president! On her first visit to temple I spent 80,00,000 rupees. A farmer in her hometown commits suicide for 50,000 rupees! You are jobless, you are underpaid. I make sure that her salary is raised three times! I want a rubber stamp, I don’t want president.
I destroy each and every Institution. CBI is a classic example. One year they want to prosecute a politician, next year they want to worship him. I laughingly call them Central Bureau of Idiots.
Almost all the educational institutes are governed by me. I am destroying world class institutes. I need very few intelligent people who can guide me to misguide the people and luckily I have got thousands of IAS officers licking my feet.
I want to see that peoples' energy gets drained out. I want to make sure that life of people gets entangled in web of corruption; even to get birth certificate they should struggle till the end of life, so they don’t get time to think and act against me.
Take simple example of housing. Cost of making good house is about 1500 Rs/Sqft. I have got huge land on which I allow slums to come up and in partnership with builder I charge you 10 to 30 times more so all your life is spent in paying for a small house and you remain my slave even without realising it.
You people are so intelligent, so capable. You are separate piece of beautiful flower, beautiful diamond. What is missing is a simple thread called India which can bind you and make you into a most beautiful garland.
However corrupt I am, however cunning I am, I will always win because I have only one goal in life. You intelligent people have many goals which makes you goal less. Even in selection of putting a single candidate against me you fight with each other.
Taliban is knocking on door. Dragon is breathing over our neck. But do not worry. Switzerland is my home. I have got 70 lacs crore rupee there. Put in simple term I collect 3 lacs crore every year in way of direct tax. If I bring that amount back then for next 23 years you will not be paying any tax. But whywould I do that? Foreign is my heaven, let India go to hell.

JAI HO ! JAI HO ! JAI HO

Prakash B. Bajaj
104 Chandralok “A” Building
97 Nepean Sea Road
Mumbai 400 036
Mobile: 98210 71194
Email: prakashbbajaj@gmail.com